At least it looks like it has a headphone jack at the top despite it's battery size, that's an excuse phone makers have been using to remove the jack, but it's not the case.
"Dubious superlatives" as you all say are Marketing schemes to reach the lower income classes.
So its not something comical, its a way to get people to understand.
What a ridiculous way to try to sell a telephone garbage by deceiving people with the name of the product.
And the worst thing is that there will be more than one who bites and buys this crap believing it is another phone.
What's there in a name?